A Shore Thing# 4

An Unshore Thing:

Gia was an ugly pale girl who hated doing anything with her hair. Her cousin Bella was fat and hated to work out and DID NOT, under any curcomstances listent to club music and fist pump. After all that would be just tacky. Both girls were dull as door nails and didn't really care too much about going anywhere for the summer because, lets face it, only obnoxious guidoos do that, and both Gia and Bella were very white, as I said and very blond.
When the girls felt like being spontanious one day, they agreed on taking a day long trip to the public library to read. And read some more. Because books make you smart and stuff. They hopped into Gia's 97' Taurus and drove away, abiding every speed limit, and all of the right of way laws.
Once at the North Dakota Public Library they decided to check out a lot of books and read them all day. When that got too stimulating they decided to get some fresh air outside. They came across two very well behaved, outstanding citizens. They were males named Wallace, Wally for short, and Michael. Gia proclaimed she had dibbs on Wally and that was okay with Bella because she liked Michael's pocket protector.
Soon, but not too soon, the girls started to fall for their men. But not in love because that would be recklace.
When Gia got her braces off, she soon realized she was much more of a babe. Even Bella started making strides in the more attractive direction. She started taking jazzersize classes at her local gymn where she stumbled across a forigen thing. A TANNING BED.

A Shore Thing: Blog #3

I look hot. Snooki would be proud. Yeah I'm not rocking the pouf, but I did use a little curl sculpting gel to perfect my curls. And how about that prom ready fake tan?

YEAH! What she said.... Snooks loves herself some hair spray to create that georgous fashion history creating do, and Aqua Net is the brand that she cites in the book as being her go to product. Who can blame her? My grandma uses it to keep her bee hive inspired hairdo tamed. But really, do you think Snookie can be tamed in any other way besides her hair?

Oh, wow. Thats a shame. Someone clearly didn't exfoliate before mystic tanning. Snookie would definatly laugh at this tragic pumpkin.

Lookin' freaking hot and pointing to her pouf of corse. Who wouldn't want to be like this guidet?

A Shore Thing: Blog #2

Gia Spumanti is all about style so it's no surprise that the novel opens "Life is heard. But a pouf? That should be easy. Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti was a hair-raising pro. She'd been banging out poufs since age eleven, or as soon as her fingers were long enough to get around a bottle of Deluxe Aqua Net."
This is significant to the novel because it sets the tone for what kind of character Gia is, and that is a somewhat accident prone, hopeless romantic, over the top style obsessed woman.
So far the novel is told by the narrator (Snooki).
My first impressions of the book are that I think it is light hearted, fun, a twist from a lot of the other books I read for school or on my own.
Gia's and Bella's story is worth being told because it's basically the story of Snooki, and Jenni (JWOWW of the Jersey Shore fame) seeing themselves in this ideal light, that even if the Jersey Shore had never happened they would still be together, snookin' for love at the shore and running into funny situations along the way.

Snookin for love is "A Shore Thing"

A few moths ago I found out that none other then the incredibly insightful Nicole "Snooki"Polizzi had managed to publish her own book. Even more astonishing, book became a New York Times Best Seller. Say what? Because I follow Snooki on the twitter I saw her tweet thanking everyone for her books success. But it is not like she actually wrote it herself. Lets be honest here. However I am a "Team Snooki" supporter and have been looking for a valid reason, as many have found already to buy and read the book, and now I can justify it to my mom to have her buy it for me! 

The books cover features Snooki from the overly mascaraed, fake eye lashed eyes up and of corse Snook's infamous hair poof which are staples in the Snook look. Everything about the novel from its appearance and subject matter cater to the younger crowd. However I think that this book could be for anyone looking to just have a nice light hearted read about two hopeless romantic brads lookin' for love during they're Summer at the Shore.

The reserection of Touchdown Jesus.

The Solid Rock Church in Monroe will begin building a replacement statue in May for the ever so infamous King of Kings (better known as) 'Touchdown, Big Butter, or Quick Sand Jesus' statue which burnt down last June after being struck by lighting. It seemed Jesus himself was trying to send a message of his opinion of the $250,00, gaudy masterpiece, origionally constructed in in 2004 by reducing it to nothing but ashes and its iron frame.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all about praising Jesus, but REALLY? Jesus would want you to put that money to better use! Like charity! There are PLENTY of people in the world who are in dire need of money, and this is what they are spending it on. Clearly this poses a very big question about what is wrong with society.

The new Jesus statue will feature a standing Jesus with arms outstretched to welcome all into the Solid Rock Church....