Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The reserection of Touchdown Jesus.

The Solid Rock Church in Monroe will begin building a replacement statue in May for the ever so infamous King of Kings (better known as) 'Touchdown, Big Butter, or Quick Sand Jesus' statue which burnt down last June after being struck by lighting. It seemed Jesus himself was trying to send a message of his opinion of the $250,00, gaudy masterpiece, origionally constructed in in 2004 by reducing it to nothing but ashes and its iron frame.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all about praising Jesus, but REALLY? Jesus would want you to put that money to better use! Like charity! There are PLENTY of people in the world who are in dire need of money, and this is what they are spending it on. Clearly this poses a very big question about what is wrong with society.

The new Jesus statue will feature a standing Jesus with arms outstretched to welcome all into the Solid Rock Church.... 

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