An Unshore Thing:
Gia was an ugly pale girl who hated doing anything with her hair. Her cousin Bella was fat and hated to work out and DID NOT, under any curcomstances listent to club music and fist pump. After all that would be just tacky. Both girls were dull as door nails and didn't really care too much about going anywhere for the summer because, lets face it, only obnoxious guidoos do that, and both Gia and Bella were very white, as I said and very blond.
When the girls felt like being spontanious one day, they agreed on taking a day long trip to the public library to read. And read some more. Because books make you smart and stuff. They hopped into Gia's 97' Taurus and drove away, abiding every speed limit, and all of the right of way laws.
Once at the North Dakota Public Library they decided to check out a lot of books and read them all day. When that got too stimulating they decided to get some fresh air outside. They came across two very well behaved, outstanding citizens. They were males named Wallace, Wally for short, and Michael. Gia proclaimed she had dibbs on Wally and that was okay with Bella because she liked Michael's pocket protector.
Soon, but not too soon, the girls started to fall for their men. But not in love because that would be recklace.
When Gia got her braces off, she soon realized she was much more of a babe. Even Bella started making strides in the more attractive direction. She started taking jazzersize classes at her local gymn where she stumbled across a forigen thing. A TANNING BED.
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