A Shore Thing #7

For my over all evaluation of A Shore Thing by none other then America's #1 sweet heart, Nicole Snooki Polizzi, I would have to give the book an A-. Yes, I love Snooks and how funny and sarcastic she is, but lets face it, she isn't a writer. Over all I though the book was well organized, but didn't exactally follow an exact story line, with a problem. Her biggest problem was finding the biggest, tannest, funnest, guido, juicehead, gorilla in all of Seaside Heights. Lets face the biggest fact about this book: Snooki didn't write it! Or at least she didn't write most of it. Some of the words were bigger then her pouf, so it was obvious girl had some help. However, I did learn l few things from this book. Those being: sluts from your past who hated you will always want you dead (figuratively speaking). When finding the right man, you cant always get the biggest, sexiest and most intelligent juicehead because chances are the steroids he used to bulk his arms probably deflated the size of his already abnormally small brain, as well as his jewels. Lastly is that you can never use too much aqua net to fortify your clubbing hair. After all, a pouf just isn''t a pouf without all that gravity defying volume. Who really cares about global warming anyway. In the words of Gia "I like global warming, warmer weather, less cloths..... blah blah blah." So basically A Shore Thing is a fun book to read when you are in the mood for something light hearted, and heart warming....... kinda.

A Shore Thing #6

I would choose the scene from Chapter 6 of A Shore Thing entitled "No Hug" that would work well for a scene in a movie. Gia, Bella and Bender have just arrived at Neli's shore house for a 4th of July party. Gia had previously meet Neil at Tantastic, the tanning salon where she works. He had come in to get a nice tan before his party so he wouldn't be so pasty.
Gia is looking all ver for him at the party, asking people "where is Neil?" Finally someone tells her "he's upstairs in his room. Poor guy." She can't really figure out what the poor guy part was about, she brushes it off and goes up to find Neil in the second floor.
She looks in every door, accidently disturbing a few couples who were basically gettin' it on. Finally she gets to the last room only to find a blistered, lobsterfied, red as can be Neil laying in bed with nothing on but a face of pain and anguish.
He explains to her that after he had tanned at tantastic, he was anxious to get better results so he went home and sat out on his roof deck for the rest of the day until sunset, and by the next day he was like communist China.
Gia feels upset that Neil is in so much pain she wants to kiss him, but soon realizes that she is only making this worse for Neil, as her dangerous good looks are making him a very happy of a boy which hurt his man parts considering he liked to tan naked.
Neil wont even let Gia hug him to say goodbye because it phisically and emotionally pains him so bad when he releals to her that he is leaving the shore since his room mates will no longer take care of him, and he wont be able enjoy his time now that he is burnt chrispy from head to.... toe.
That is where the scene ends.
I enjoyed reading this scene, it was sad and humorious at the same time, and tragic because we can all (some what) relate to Neil with the sunburn form hell, even though most of us tan with at least a swimsuit on, and it just f**** up our vacation.

A Shore Thing post # 5

Snookie "Gia" addresses problems such as finding the perfect gorilla juice head to complete her life which is a problem that Snooki faces in real life.As well as dealing with her bestfriend's obnoxiously pompus boyfriend, try to nail down the perfect Summer job, getting her pouf to stay perfect during those humid summer nights. Basically Snooki adresses problems that she faces in her own life and and has Gia work them out in a some what idealic manner in the book.
Some questions I might ask to a person who is reading this book are: Why cant Bella see Bender's true colors starting to appear like Gia can? What previous boyfriend drama did she leave behind in New York before coming to the Shore?
What is Gia's prefered choice of hair spray?
What is the name of the tanning salon where Gia gets a job?
Do you think Gia and Neil have a second chance at love and become reunited by the end of the Summer and the book? Why or why not?
My prediction for Gia and Neil's relationship status by the end of the book is together and facebook official. I think that Snookie whouln't have gone to all the trouble of creating the character of Neil to the book if he wasn't suppose to make another appearence in the book, and because Snookie and Gia are typical hopeless romantics, and Neil's character is generally a sweet guy, I would think it would be crazy for them not to get back together.