A Shore Thing #7

For my over all evaluation of A Shore Thing by none other then America's #1 sweet heart, Nicole Snooki Polizzi, I would have to give the book an A-. Yes, I love Snooks and how funny and sarcastic she is, but lets face it, she isn't a writer. Over all I though the book was well organized, but didn't exactally follow an exact story line, with a problem. Her biggest problem was finding the biggest, tannest, funnest, guido, juicehead, gorilla in all of Seaside Heights. Lets face the biggest fact about this book: Snooki didn't write it! Or at least she didn't write most of it. Some of the words were bigger then her pouf, so it was obvious girl had some help. However, I did learn l few things from this book. Those being: sluts from your past who hated you will always want you dead (figuratively speaking). When finding the right man, you cant always get the biggest, sexiest and most intelligent juicehead because chances are the steroids he used to bulk his arms probably deflated the size of his already abnormally small brain, as well as his jewels. Lastly is that you can never use too much aqua net to fortify your clubbing hair. After all, a pouf just isn''t a pouf without all that gravity defying volume. Who really cares about global warming anyway. In the words of Gia "I like global warming, warmer weather, less cloths..... blah blah blah." So basically A Shore Thing is a fun book to read when you are in the mood for something light hearted, and heart warming....... kinda.